Oh, and a very very happy Woman’s Day to my favourite Polish twat – As I said in the card, I’m very glad you’re a woman.

The fact that you’re Polish is pretty brilliant too.

I had a job interview yesterday and I’ve just found out I made it through to the second round – WOOHAR!

EDIT: – Awww – I just spoke to them again because I didn’t receive the confirmation email and he said I was one of his top people from yesterday and he was really impressed, and credit where credit’s due I should be really pleased with myself.

Well, I AM!

Just after waking up this morning I did my usual arm stretching so I could be bendy for the day could show lovely Ala my nipples and manly chest without her realising I was showing off, only to collapse in a heap on the floor in front of her. I think I trapped a nerve in my shoulder or pulled a muscle because I could barely breathe. For a split second I thought I was having a heart attack but I’m still around so unless this is the afterlife (I really hope not, I’d want more from my afterlife than batch processing images in Photoshop and updating a blog, thank you very much) I doubt that’s what it was.

It’s still really hurting though (my left arm is still useless, all this was typed one handed – apologies if there are typos) so I’m tucked up on the sofa geeking and watching a documentary about Osama Bin Laden,

 

We were looking through all my old posts on ModBlog (101 pages of entries, 1010 posts (videos only (142)) last night, and it reminded me how much I enjoyed editing, formatting and watermarking the images so the posts looked pretty, coming up with “witty” titles and puns, tracking down information about the image/tattoo and finding links to include in the post so it’s a fun and interesting read, building the preview images for the videos, finding suitable music for the videos and editing them for posting.. Fun (and exhausting) times!

Not to mention BMEvideo, I love you BMEvideo.

I had a funny/sweet caption for these photos, but now I’ve forgotten what it was – Check back later or make one up yourself.

Stay shiny, Ala. I love you!

<3

“The incandescent Alicja bulb, incandescent Ala or incandescent Wrona globe is a source of electric hotness that works by shazamness (a general term for rude-driven sex emissions which includes the simple case of naked body radiation). A squirming current passes through a thick willyment, heating it until it produces OMG. The enclosing pink body encourages the naughtiness in her to reach the hot willyment, which otherwise would be destroyed rapidly by frustration. Incandescent Alas are also affectionately known as Polish Twats.“

That’s not what I meant to write originally, but it’ll do :)