I’m finishing work at 3pm today though, so hopefully I’ll have a little time to myself to catch up on some emails and watch a documentary about volcanoes or something, I like volcanoes, woot.
(I don’t sell v1@gra@, sorry)
OH NOEZ! VOLCANOEZ!!1111one
So much to say and I’m not really sure where to start. I need to sit down for an hour one day and just type, with a mace!!
It’s been my first day off in ages and the first day Ala and I have had to ourselves for what feels like weeks, it’s been great, I really missed hanging around with her! We had a sudden urge to picnic this evening so we “threw together” a load of sandwiches, filled an empty fizzy spring water bottle with hot lemony tea (which melted the bottle slightly, oops) and dashed to the park to catch the last of the sunshine..
Before that she sucked my shoulder with her mouth (as I was talking to my mum on the phone with my mouth, classy) and this is what she made.. I love it!! Oh, if you’re wondering what happened to my cheek Ala went at it with a scalpel a few days ago to remove some old jewellery I had issues with when I was in Canada – A long story but it feels better already, cheers sausage!
Here’s a few more photos of me sleeping, aren’t I just adorable..
Finally, we’re off to Poland for a few weeks in April, can’t wait, can’t!
A brief glimpse of our tree, then the Christmas party at Self Sacrifice (MS) in London – Don’t worry though, the shop’s not usually that chaotic! They have some of the best tattooists in the world (srsly) and the best piercer in the universe. Shameless plug over, move along now.
Why do boys always want to pick me up, it’s so ungentlemanly and embarrassing, not to mention unhygienic (for me).
I was bored for a few minutes so decided to make this lock screen theme and sliding unlock button for my iPhone..
It’s an anatomically correct cross section of a penis, you get a pat on the back if you recognise the face on the right and why he‘s there!
*- No, I just spilt my drink.