Life is a little tumultuous at the moment, so I have tried really hard not to bother you with it..

That aside, we proudly announce the arrival of Wonky Ploppers Tnetennba III!

We (well, I) have decided to call her Wonky Ploppers Tnetennba III.

Oh, and I bought a MacBook Pro for £100, it’s lovely, they’re both lovely.

I can’t even remember how to use WordPress, and the go left button on my PC’s keyboard ain’t working.

Fuck this shit. At least I still remember HTML so I can make text bold.

This is what happens when Ala kidnaps our only Babelek and flies to Poland!

Bye bye Grandad Crumbs – You were one in a billion, a legend, and I’m glad I got to see you one last time.

Love you sunshine.

(He always loved to be called Uncle Arthur – Grandad made him feel old, bless him)