Well, I’m back from Poland and back to work.

Had a lovely time with the missus but it just wasn’t long enough. We went swimming in some giant sea waves, we scissored, we pruned, we gardened, we cleaned, we ate and we made love.

I was bitten by numerous insects (one of which was a very small and innocuous looking spider which caused my arm to swell in a very scary way), the others were just mosquitoes and gave me lumps. I can handle lumps..

Here’s a few photos I stole off my Facebook, I’ve not had a computer in a few weeks so I’ve been uploading stuff there directly from my iPhone, yep.

I’ve not heard anything back about the forums/galleries/entries being restored but it’s my own fault for deleting myself in a fit of Internet fear I suppose, so I’ll just start from scratch.

Other than that I’m just working all the hours I can, missing the missus, playing with Fanny (who’s ill at the moment, poor thing), washing clothes and watching the Yesterday channel.

Uhoh, I just weighed myself (I’ve put on 2kg overnight, if you’re interested), and it seems my weight is wicked (and not in a good weigh).

It’s the number of the feast! If I wasn’t vegan I’d put it down to deviled eggs, heh.

(I’d only just shaved my head too, so if I hadn’t I’d probably have been 66.7. Just goes to show, shaving your head is evil.)

So much to say and I’m not really sure where to start. I need to sit down for an hour one day and just type, with a mace!!

It’s been my first day off in ages and the first day Ala and I have had to ourselves for what feels like weeks, it’s been great, I really missed hanging around with her! We had a sudden urge to picnic this evening so we “threw together” a load of sandwiches, filled an empty fizzy spring water bottle with hot lemony tea (which melted the bottle slightly, oops) and dashed to the park to catch the last of the sunshine..

Before that she sucked my shoulder with her mouth (as I was talking to my mum on the phone with my mouth, classy) and this is what she made.. I love it!! Oh, if you’re wondering what happened to my cheek Ala went at it with a scalpel a few days ago to remove some old jewellery I had issues with when I was in Canada – A long story but it feels better already, cheers sausage!

Here’s a few more photos of me sleeping, aren’t I just adorable..

Finally, we’re off to Poland for a few weeks in April, can’t wait, can’t!