Throwin' Shapes Since '78 » Beasties http://blog.r00b0t.com Sun, 05 Sep 2010 09:57:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 NOODLE SURPLUS!! http://blog.r00b0t.com/2010/03/noodle-surplus-3/ http://blog.r00b0t.com/2010/03/noodle-surplus-3/#comments Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:30:28 +0000 RooRaaah Crumbs http://blog.r00b0t.com/?p=4140

Hipstermatical!!

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It’s been my first day off in ages and the first day Ala and I have had to ourselves for what feels like weeks, it’s been great, I really missed hanging around with her! We had a sudden urge to picnic this evening so we “threw together” a load of sandwiches, filled an empty fizzy spring water bottle with hot lemony tea (which melted the bottle slightly, oops) and dashed to the park to catch the last of the sunshine..

Before that she sucked my shoulder with her mouth (as I was talking to my mum on the phone with my mouth, classy) and this is what she made.. I love it!! Oh, if you’re wondering what happened to my cheek Ala went at it with a scalpel a few days ago to remove some old jewellery I had issues with when I was in Canada – A long story but it feels better already, cheers sausage!

Here’s a few more photos of me sleeping, aren’t I just adorable..

Finally, we’re off to Poland for a few weeks in April, can’t wait, can’t!

No fannies were injured in the making of this diary entry.
]]> http://blog.r00b0t.com/2010/03/first-picnic-of-2010/feed/ 0 Zed’n. http://blog.r00b0t.com/2010/02/zedn/ http://blog.r00b0t.com/2010/02/zedn/#comments Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:37:42 +0000 RooRaaah Crumbs http://blog.r00b0t.com/?p=4065 This is what I’ll be doing tonight while the missus is out p to the artying..

I’ll post more photos when I’m not playing with Fanny/watching documentaries/working/hanging with Ala or downloading music from the 1920′s.

Oh yeah, I got a job!
]]> http://blog.r00b0t.com/2010/02/zedn/feed/ 0 Stroking the Fanny.. http://blog.r00b0t.com/2009/12/stroking-the-fanny/ http://blog.r00b0t.com/2009/12/stroking-the-fanny/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:44:31 +0000 RooRaaah Crumbs http://blog.r00b0t.com/?p=3822 I’m being all needy and rubbish today because I’m still feeling ill and I need a hug, she can’t hug me because she’s at work (which is a little bit on fire, srsly).

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Anyway, I’ve had to make do with getting my companionship from Fanny, roll on eight o’clock!

She’s not always this well behaved, it’s lovely when she is though.

Footnote – I just found this comment on a lyrics page..

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Right you are then.

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It’s so nice that my family like Alicja, then again who wouldn’t!

Here’s some photos..

Photo details – You decide! Milly. Mummy and Daddy Crumbs. A photo Andy sent me of some cute baby clothing. Alicja decorated Fanny’s cage for Christmas! A man on the Virgin train who drank loads, fell asleep, smelt funny, woke up then gave me his tobacco and papers because he was returning home to see his daughter after a holiday and she didn’t approve of his smoking. Me trying to capture Milly. My gran captured Milly, twice. Me, hmmm. My family. More of my family. Yet more of my family. Me, argh. Still trying to capture Milly. About to give up capturing Milly. CHRISTMAS!

* – I’ve had a really, really bad cold all weekend. I don’t usually look so sorry for myself.

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Thanks Ala, her parents and their dog Bastard. I love you (Ala).

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Until then I’m going to be busy online queuing things up because Poland doesn’t have Internet yet – maybe I’ll stash some in Russian dolls and smuggle it over on the plane. I could be a virtual baron!

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Well hello there, pussycat!

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(Again, there was a blanket and we love her very much!)

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Don’t worry, there was a blanket and we love her very much.. Even though she eats my t-shirts/toes/cables.

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