Oh, and a very very happy Woman’s Day to my favourite Polish twat – As I said in the card, I’m very glad you’re a woman.

The fact that you’re Polish is pretty brilliant too.

* – By second interview I mean I got through to the second round of interviews for the same position, aye aye!

This is pretty much every (non-saucy) photo Ala and I have taken together thus far, crammed into twenty minutes.

I’ll stop now :)

Oh, if you’re scared of ladybirds, the song “Happy Birthday” by Altered Images or kissy photos it’s probably best you don’t watch this as all three feature quite heavily.

(YouTube – 10m)

I had a funny/sweet caption for these photos, but now I’ve forgotten what it was – Check back later or make one up yourself.

Stay shiny, Ala. I love you!

<3

“The incandescent Alicja bulb, incandescent Ala or incandescent Wrona globe is a source of electric hotness that works by shazamness (a general term for rude-driven sex emissions which includes the simple case of naked body radiation). A squirming current passes through a thick willyment, heating it until it produces OMG. The enclosing pink body encourages the naughtiness in her to reach the hot willyment, which otherwise would be destroyed rapidly by frustration. Incandescent Alas are also affectionately known as Polish Twats.“

That’s not what I meant to write originally, but it’ll do :)