I’m..

I should probably stick with documentaries, Green Wing and Peep Show though, you know where you are with Peep Show, Green Wing and documentaries.

I wonder how many times I’ve “featured” Green Wing and Peep Show over the years, quite a few times I’m sure, especially on my Youtubes

I forgot to re-mention Black Books.

I’m really quite repetitive, aren’t I!

Bye bye Youtubes.

I’ve just spent fourteen hours working on videos, and now my girlfriend‘s in bed with another woman.

At least I’ve got Jeremism, I’ll always have Jeremism.

If it feels good, do it!

Roo’s phone rings..

Amy asks – “Just wondering if you’re in West Kirby yet?“

Roo replies – “Naah, didn’t go because Selina dropped out and didn’t hear back from you.“

Amy says – “That’s ok, I’m taking the kids to Alton Towers tomorrow anyway so I have to be up early, when can you come over?“

Roo blurts out – “I’m always free because I’m useless!“

Then I realised what I’d blurted out and started crying, I rock and could really do with some company, or to be in London with Ala.

Tonight’s been quite an eye-opener, reckon I’m going to watch Peep Show/Green Wing/Attenborough or read until (yeah, read) until everything’s ok again. I hate to quote Annie so I won’t.

I love Jerry Lewis, what a guy!

* – The numbers on the tables reach 1,261 by the way, I counted them.

Feeling stressed? DON’T BE, STOP IT NOW!!!1

Just watch this video I made and within 3m 32s 4m 10s you’ll be an island of calm in an ocean of happy, and you’ll also send me a cheque for £30,000.000,00100p£2$, ta.

Wow, fish are creepy!

Join me next week when I’ll be posting a video of a roaring fireplace and waxing an owl.

I spent most of tonight reading and re-reading a lovely letter CST sent me (oh man, I miss her something crazy), making fires on the beach and filling the sea with messages in bottles (two actually). I hope they find their homes and I wish I had a Scottish accent.

Anyway, time to brush my teeth and pull an all-nighter watching Black Books, Peep Show, Green Wing, Mighty Boosh, Blackadder, People Like Us, Brasseye, Look Around You (1, 2) and IT Crowd. I might eat some carrots and crunchy peanut butter too, I love having a mouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2TJsPwvasI

Dwa dni!! <π ∞²