I’ve just spent fourteen hours working on videos, and now my girlfriend’s in bed with another woman.

At least I’ve got Jeremism, I’ll always have Jeremism.

If it feels good, do it!

Here’s a question I posed to Ala last night as we were making out soup*..

“If there were to be a sudden worldwide shortage of either hot or cold water, which would you rather be without? The hot water would be at a constant temperature of 72 °C (161.6 °F) and the cold water would be a stable 3 °C (37.4 °F)”**

* – The soup was lovely – Cabbage, potato, corniflower, mushrooms, white onions, lots of spices, dried dill and unsweetened soya milk. She took the rest to work with her in a pickle jar I prepared.

** – No, you can’t heat the cold water to make it hot or let the hot water cool to make it cold!

Just after waking up this morning I did my usual arm stretching so I could be bendy for the day could show lovely Ala my nipples and manly chest without her realising I was showing off, only to collapse in a heap on the floor in front of her. I think I trapped a nerve in my shoulder or pulled a muscle because I could barely breathe. For a split second I thought I was having a heart attack but I’m still around so unless this is the afterlife (I really hope not, I’d want more from my afterlife than batch processing images in Photoshop and updating a blog, thank you very much) I doubt that’s what it was.

It’s still really hurting though (my left arm is still useless, all this was typed one handed – apologies if there are typos) so I’m tucked up on the sofa geeking and watching a documentary about Osama Bin Laden,

 

We were looking through all my old posts on ModBlog (101 pages of entries, 1010 posts (videos only (142)) last night, and it reminded me how much I enjoyed editing, formatting and watermarking the images so the posts looked pretty, coming up with “witty” titles and puns, tracking down information about the image/tattoo and finding links to include in the post so it’s a fun and interesting read, building the preview images for the videos, finding suitable music for the videos and editing them for posting.. Fun (and exhausting) times!

Not to mention BMEvideo, I love you BMEvideo.

Ala and I at Samppa and Aneta’s wedding!

Photos by Sarah Petherbridge and Mad Alan.

Oh and this is from ages ago, ages!

(No, I didn’t sanction this, lulz.)