I had a funny/sweet caption for these photos, but now I’ve forgotten what it was – Check back later or make one up yourself.

Stay shiny, Ala. I love you!

<3

“The incandescent Alicja bulb, incandescent Ala or incandescent Wrona globe is a source of electric hotness that works by shazamness (a general term for rude-driven sex emissions which includes the simple case of naked body radiation). A squirming current passes through a thick willyment, heating it until it produces OMG. The enclosing pink body encourages the naughtiness in her to reach the hot willyment, which otherwise would be destroyed rapidly by frustration. Incandescent Alas are also affectionately known as Polish Twats.“

That’s not what I meant to write originally, but it’ll do :)

I was going to link to her Christmas Facebook gallery (you can see it there if you’re her Friendface (too much IT Crowd) Facebook friend) and make it easy on myself, but as per usual she made it hard!

Anyway, this is our Christmas in pictures.. Food we made, food we ate, a tree she decorated, presents we opened, wrapping we discarded, baubles we baubled, candles we lit and tinsel we tousled.

I had a lovely time, hope you did too dude. It’s not often we have four uninterrupted days together and I want more!

Oh, I can cook too (I did help with the food above, honest). It’s just my camera’s not that good..

A brief glimpse of our tree, then the Christmas party at Self Sacrifice (MS) in London – Don’t worry though, the shop’s not usually that chaotic! They have some of the best tattooists in the world (srsly) and the best piercer in the universe. Shameless plug over, move along now.

Why do boys always want to pick me up, it’s so ungentlemanly and embarrassing, not to mention unhygienic (for me).

I forgot to mention, I was tattooed a few days ago, we’re finally starting to finish my much ignored right sleeve, and when we find the bits for the tattoo removal machine parts of my left sleeve are going to be zapped.

The missus and I have just finished making gorgeous Polish nosh for Christmas eve, hurrah!

And then I cleaned, and now we’re off to bed, soflippingtired!

Yum!