I’m back. My domain was soon to expire and I really couldn’t be bothered renewing it but someone very kindly offered to host it for me, so hurrah!

And now I can’t sleep so I worked out how to disable the “live date and day display” on the springboard calendar icon and have it permanently display “Friday 13!”, for the missus.

.plist files are fun!

I was bored for a few minutes so decided to make this lock screen theme and sliding unlock button for my iPhone..

It’s an anatomically correct cross section of a penis, you get a pat on the back if you recognise the face on the right and why he’s there!

*- No, I just spilt my drink.