I can’t handle another hospital bill like this, I’ve just checked my bank account and I’m even more skint than I thought! I just hope the results come back ok, which I’m sure they will..

I think it’s time to start dancing in bars again, really, I’m looking into it at the moment. As long as there are no high-kicks or splits involved I reckon I could pull it off.

Failing that would anybody like to buy a two year old webcam? A broken kettle that can easily be turned into a bird-feeder? My body!?

It’s in pretty good shape apart from a few dents and scrapes! Oh and it’s quite long, features the very latest in prominent hips/collar bones and has top-of-the-range muscles/curves* in all of the right places. It would make a perfect retirement present (I’m talking about my body, mmmhum). Only 6′ 4″ easy payments.

* – Ok, the curves part was a fib.

I swallowed a fly on the streetcar during my commute home from work, it wasn’t one of those annoying little small ones either, it was pretty big.

Ugh, horrid.

(And no, I don’t know why I swallowed the fly so don’t ask – I can tell you it wasn’t out of choice though!)

Dear Fiona,

Your brother’s a muppet!

Love,

Roo.

(I still think you’re rad though, and your cats.)

About the entry below, here is the changelog going from v.11.2.011 (the firmware version that Rogers provide and adhere to) and the version that Nokia intended the phone to run on (20.2.005) -

Official Nokia changelog
Telephony:
- Improvements to packet data establishment after changing to roaming
- Improvements to number grouping
- Improvements to missing calls and new message notifications
- Audio routing improvements
- Say callers name volume increased to match ringing tone volume
- Call reliability improvements
- SIM / USAT
- SIM certificatessupported
- SIM card registration improvements
Camera:
- Video recording starts faster
- Video stabilization improvements
- Exposure improved
- Lens shading improved
- Video sharpness and noise improved
- Capture tone synchronised with capture moment
Browser:
- Improvements in image visibility in browser
- General stability improvements for browser
- Refreshing web page functionality improvements
- ROP memory handling improvements
- Browser out of memory improvements
General:
- Out of memory improvements
- VOIP
- Improvements to automatic redial
- WLAN stability improvements
- Product name included for USB mass storage mode
- Improvements to SD backup
- Stability improvements to BlueTooth connectivity
- Localization improvements
- Screen saver default value changed from 5min to 1min
- Chinese language typing improvements
- Startup settings updated
- USB stability improvements
- General stability improvements
- Multimedia menu stability improvements
- Multimedia menu startup time improved
- Maps stability improvements
- Barcode reader icon changed

Wow.

I also forgot to mention that once the firmware upgrade is complete you’ll need to run the Nokia Content Copier and transfer all your contacts et cetera back to your phone.