Haha, I came home and spotted these on the dresser in the bedroom, CST must have bought them because she’s about as dexterous as a spanner that’s run out of span, or a paving stone in an envelope.

If you’re wondering why I’m pulling all those stupid faces, it’s because she has yet to be photographed without pulling them and I like making fun of her for it – some recent examples that barely scrape the surface – 1, 2, 3.

Hmm, I can’t be bothered finding any of the “tongue sticking out to the left” ones, but she does it all the time and I promise they exist, it’s even rubbing off on her friends.

Looking through all the photos makes me wish I’d stayed longer, meh. Now I’m going to hide everything sharp in the house for when she reads this.

(The photos of me sans easy-to-use-chopsticks are because I love my eyebrows (underbrows?), but not my throbbing forehead veins and I was trying to work out the burst mode on my phone camera.)