Lava beans. - 05:14, April 27, 2008

A conversation between Becky and I just now..

Me – I’m getting in the shower in five minutes.

Her – No you’re not, it’s full of asbestos.

Me – Asbestos, and warthogs, and dinosaurs, AND BEANS MADE OF LAVA!

Her – Haha, beans made of lava?

Me – Yes, they’re like fava beans but hotter.

And now I’m off for that shower..

^It was magnificent!

"More of the same"..
Pants made of lava!
Voice Like Treacle Fudge.
Worse than headless brooms.
Time is rad.
Jesus makes me wet.

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