I've got lots to write about but I really can't be fussed tonight so instead here's a few rubbish pictures (my camera's upstairs.. I can't be fussed getting that either) and a series of one-liners..

I'm eating a peanut butter, lettuce, onion, mustard and BBQ Humpty Dumpty crisp sandwich.

My legs are looooooong.

I've just returned from a long walk, a cup of tea, had a shower and a shave (for the first time in ages, I keep forgetting to because of this nonsense).

A friend bought me these for christmas..

I put my wang jewellery back in, for the fifth time this year.

Still feeling a bit under the weather, aching, in dire need of a massage (any offers?) and missing someone but other than that life is good.

Peace out, yo.