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Happy new year everyone

I've got lots to write about but I really can't be fussed tonight so instead here's a few rubbish pictures (my camera's upstairs.. I can't be fussed getting that either) and a series of one-liners..

I'm eating a peanut butter, lettuce, onion, mustard and BBQ Humpty Dumpty crisp sandwich.

My legs are looooooong.

I've just returned from a long walk, a cup of tea, had a shower and a shave (for the first time in ages, I keep forgetting to because of this nonsense).

A friend bought me these for christmas..

I put my wang jewellery back in, for the fifth time this year.

Still feeling a bit under the weather, aching, in dire need of a massage (any offers?) and missing someone but other than that life is good.

Peace out, yo.

The next person that says to me.. “I really don't feel going in to work today” gets a swift kick in the nuts/boobs/bum/quills*. You don't know how lucky you are!

I cleaned most of the house again today (still have to tackle the bathroom), I know I moan about it occasionally but I really do enjoy making things tidy – It makes me feel like I'm accomplished something, rather sad eh.

* – Or maybe I'll just admonish you and then we'll go for a picnic.

Dear Bellany,

Hi,

Thanks for talking tonight, you're the best.

Don't forget to send the photos.

Yours sincerely,

Roo.

I forgot – I went for a winter swim on Christmas day, it was gorgeous! Join us/me?