2007/06/19 14:05 - 12:05, June 19, 2007
After hours of throat-breaking research late last night I came to the conclusion that yes, tea is, in fact, a gateway drug that leads to an unhealthy toasted muffin (or Mules, as they're called on da' streetz) addiction.
The photographic evidence speaks for itself!
Note the dark bags under the subjects eyes, the unibrow, the welts on his neck, the rusting and burnt (from cooking up those filthy muffins) forks littering his bed and still clutched between his trembling fingers as he sleeps off yet another muffin-induced overdose, too 'out of it' to realise he still has one between his crumb-covered lips.
If your son or daughter (or mother and father for that matter, muffin addiction has no respect for age nor gender) display any of these symptoms seek help immediately, it's only a phone call away. Something can be done for these forgotten souls.
Call 1-800-MUFFIN-BE-GONE and ask for Betty.
Thanks for listening,
Roo.
Other than that, I'm incredibly tired today for no particular reason, well, I didn't get much sleep last night but that's another story.
My eyes hurt from trawling through 2,891 video clips checking for duplicates (it was and will be worth it, though), my hip hurts because I'm stubborn and won't take my pain killers and my heart hurts because I'm befuddled.
I'll stop whinging now.
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