CAN I MAKE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT NONE OF THE WANGS OR BUMS IN THIS EPIC BELONG TO ME!! 
I proudly present the first trailer I've ever made!
I still need a little more alone time with Premiere and practice with camera angles so the end result's more pleasing to the eye, but hopefully it turned out rather well for a first attempt.
4 meg WMV file (right-click and save..)
Not safe for work, office parties, the squeamish or the terribly young.
Note to self – BUY SHOWER GEL YOU IDIOT! COLLECT PASSPORT IN THE MORNING.
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HUNGRY
(Staring intently at gentlemen 'blow their load', 'hammer their nutsack', 'skewer their love eggs', or 'jerk off their subincision to cumshot while dripping hot wax over their tortured balls' all morning would give any hot-blooded male an appetite, wouldn't it?)
The best quote from an email so far today is 'I Got bored and decided my nipples were evil'.
It wasn't easy but I finally managed to get XP SP2 running under Ubuntu Dapper Edgy Eft (just upgraded), w00t!
It's amazingly stable too.
How could I have forgotten about this?!
Awwwww, look look looook what someone bought for me, and it was over a dollar!
Isn't he cute!
I'd make an animation of his little happy legs wobbling to and fro but I need a shower, if you blink whilst shaking your head from side to side you might get close to how adorable it looks, or a seizure.
