Have I mentioned lately that I'm adorable?

Here I am, sound asleep with my stuffed cat — book still open to the page I left off at, snoring, and pillow soaked in drool no doubt. I just tossed, scratched my forehead, and drifted back into oblivion. And I was cute as hell in the process. I've also developed the amazing ability to update IAM while sleeping!

Off now to dream of my devious fiancee!

PS. My wang is HUGE!

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