I never, ever do these test things, but this is actually really enlightening.

Click here and fill it out.

You'll be surprised!

When we're all grown up, I'm going to give my mean fiancee a dog just like this one, but handbag-sized. Pinky swear. And I'm going to let her dress it in handbag-sized outfits.

I also pinky swear to wake up after an hour when I decide to take an hour-long nap. I am such a lazy sausage!