Just got back from working with Niggle, and my dad was all..

'ROO! ROO!, I think there's something wrong with the phone, or the house is bugged, I was talking to Julia (MummyCrumbs) in the kitchen and when I went upstairs ten minutes later someone had phoned the landline and our conversation was on the answering machine!!'

He'd phoned British Telecom in a mad panic who had quite obviously made it clear that this was impossible.

When he told me about what'd happened, I just said..

'Erm, Dad, did you perhaps have your mobile in your pocket without the keylock on and it'd rung the landline and recorded you both talking?'

He sighed and wandered off.

Honestly, sometimes I worry.

The end.