I'd do anything, I'd give up everything, I'd tie my toes together with really itchy string, I'd drink a pint of warm salty water, I'd wriggle about in a pond full of silica gel, I'd glue my top eyelashes to my bottom eyelashes, I'd trap my fingers in the door of a bus, I'd touch a horse, I'd sit in a really small room and rub a knife against a sheet of steel for eight months, I'd willingly untangle a three metre wide ball of cables, I'd have internet sex, I'd dribble in my sleep, I'd do anything..